thedustyleaves:

yamino:

shipcomingthrough:

Just watch it.

Mindblowing! I’m convinced.

The indigogo project is here!

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via albinwonderland)

averypottermormon:

twistedfilmsofficial:

curbside-service:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

nicotineintheafternoon:

daryl-fuckme-dixon:

spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

"the recession has hit us hard"

I love tumblr in an unhealthy way

my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr

At least 3 potato.

3 potato

im sobbing at the oatmeal one

morallyunequivocal:

hugintheraven:

morallyunequivocal:

fuck “someday my prince will come”

"someday my magical animal that gives me magical girl powers will come"

image

Hello. 

nah

you go on and get the fuck out of here.

not you.

"If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle."
indigoliz:

mazesprinter:

copyright 2001, american girl library empowering girls by teaching them what consent is and how manipulation is never ok

I had this book as a little girl. American Girl is awesome.

indigoliz:

mazesprinter:

copyright 2001, american girl library empowering girls by teaching them what consent is and how manipulation is never ok

I had this book as a little girl. American Girl is awesome.

potentialforart:

dytabytes:

teal-deer:

lenoiretvert:

A lesson in Canada’s bilinguality.
Bilinguisme au Canada: une leçon.

OKAY CHATISFACTION AND FROMIDABLE REMAIN REALLY FUCKING GOOD PUNS

Look: we are really fucking good at puns, okay?

So good soooo god wow.